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25 reasons women hate big boobs
Women with large boobs are always bitching and moaning while the rest keep looking at them like ‘what’s wrong with you’. I am not talking about a large bra size that typically grows with your journey from M to L to XL, I am talking about all kinds of sizes from XS to XXL who have BIG boobs (read DDD cup size and up) and are not plus sized or fat either. If you are one of these women, you can tell everybody these are the reasons you think big boobs are sheer torture!
Your ‘flat’ friends think you are oh-so-lucky – ya try carrying the boulders on your shoulders and then we’ll talk luck!
Gravity is more cruel to you as you age unless you have silicone implants! Why me? Boo hoo.
You don’t have a hope of ever fitting into Victoria’s Secret and other fancy lingerie unless you have access to good (sturdy) European brands.
If you are an early bloomer, chances are you are hunched over by now or have tried every technique (shared by fellow classmates) to make yourself look ‘flatter’! Remember taping in school?
Just a bra is never enough at the gym. You need multiple layers to stay in place.
Not all, but many men need to be told, ‘Talk to the face ‘coz the boobs ain’t listening!’
And yes, a quick peek down is still a peek and it counts! Shifty eyes be damned!
Your tops and dresses have to be one size bigger so they fit right.
Breastfeeding makes you go up a couple of sizes and unlike other women you don’t go back to your original size (ever!).
Going braless or even strapless is not an option ever!
You can never get how women can put their bra on or take it off with one hand.
When women talk about saving up for a boob job, you want to run in the opposite direction screaming, ‘Breast reduction surgery please!’
No one believes you when you say that you would be 5 kilos lighter if you were not top heavy.
Big boobs + Pretty face = Bimbo according to most people and fighting the perception is not easy!
People assume you have a great love life attracting ‘breast men’. Duh! There are other erogenous zones!
Looking for swimwear that won’t give you a bra bulge is like searching for an honest politician.
You curse the person who invented underwire and padding! No they are not a boon for large cup sizes.
Store clerks and shopping assistants are always sure a certain fancy bra WILL fit and look at you as though you are freak when it doesn’t!
Women think they have the right to ask you your bra size like a matter of fact general knowledge.
Booby trap has a whole new meaning with bits of food and things sticking to your body instead of falling straight down.
Sweat doesn’t run down where there is no cleavage and the twins are stuck together – time for a good sweat absorbent, wide strapped, fully supportive, fancy bra. (I know it is wishful thinking)
Minimiser bra is just a misnomer. No matter what you wear, unless you are 9 months pregnant no other part of you will ever be bigger.
You can never hug someone shorter than you, and kids head butting you is probably as painful as a kick in the crotch for guys.
You can’t wear button down shirts without the safety of a safety pin, popping buttons is a very real concern, and also no clothes that highlight the chest area.
Given all this, you wish Dr. Seuss had written ‘Girl, you’ll move mountains.’
You know it is the truth and it’s time to pass on the wisdom to other girls! And dare I say it? Men!
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