By Andrew Kennedy
With the Netherlands sickeningly off-colour, Roy Hodgson's England utterly dull, and the French lacking their anticipated va va voom,
Euro 2012 has been so ugly even the hosts decided to go home early.
Spain's semi-final clash with neighbours Portugal could yet get the pulse racing, while Germany's
encounter with Italy is set to be a masterclass in efficiency and craft. Whatever the outcome, we could all do with some sexy football.
But while we wait for this two-day
lull to end, we thought we'd try and raise your spirits with our Top 10 WAGs of Euro 2012!
| Netherlands - Yolanthe Sneijder (Wesley Sneijder)
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Don't feel too sorry for Wes after a hard day at the office, at least he's got something to look forward to!
| Spain - Sara Carbonero (Iker Casillas)
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No footballer likes a microphone shoved in their face at full time, but when it's Sara's, it's fair game
| Ireland - Claudine Keane (Robbie Keane)
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A woman with a rhyming name and blonde locks? Claudine is made for the LA lifestyle
| Czech Republic - Radka Kocurova (Tomas Rosicky)
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No, this isn't Tomas without the goatee - it's his delightful wife Radka
| Germany - Aida Yespica (Mesut Ozil) |
Ozil will look to follow in Aida's footsteps on Sunday and hold a cup of his own!
| Spain - Lara Alvarez (Sergio Ramos)
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Ramos will hope to avoid another Copa del Rey moment by keeping a tight grip on the lovely Lara
| Germany - Sarah Brandner (Bastian Schweinsteiger)
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Sarah Brandner completes the world's longest Mexican wave, spanning from Gdansk to the Costa del Sol
| Italy - Alena Seredova (Gianluigi Buffon)
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Nobody was more frustrated than Gigi when Italy- England went to penalties, delaying his bed time even further
| Portugal - Irina Shayk (Cristiano Ronaldo)
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Because sometimes two big guys up top does work...
| Spain - Shakira (Gerard Pique)
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Sorry, Sepp, but those hips probably are lying to you
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