2012 Yahoo! Cricket Beamer Awards

Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s that time of the year when we give away seven awards, to honour the efforts of human beings who managed to hit the ball with the handle of the bat, and ran out batsmen after the ball had been driven down the ground for four. You’ve got the gist of things, go ahead and look at the gallery, and give away your own funny awards in the comments section below. Do us a favour, call it a beamer!

Virat Kohli has been made the honorary chief of the Finger Chips society, that wants to promote the ethical display of potatoes in public. Established in 500 B.C, by the great Roman general Middleus Fingerus Maximus, the organisation has a billion members spread across the globe, mostly working as registered manicurists. All members come together for an annual summit, at a secret location somehere in the middle of nowhere. Non-vegetarian food and jokes are strictly prohibited during the convention. Cricket umpires have been advised not to attend, after a previous member gave away the secret password while officiating in an international match. Beamer: Kohli wanted to show that he was a role model less

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